• Haters Shut Up And Let Us ‘Fall Is A Ball' B*tches Shine

    17 days ago - By Scary Mommy

    A few weeks ago, I stocked up on my fall scented candles. There was a sale happening and I was more than happy to sit on my sofa with my swamp-soaked ass in oppressive heat and decide between Apple Cider, Pumpkin Spice or Harvest.
    In all honesty, I said “fuck it” and ordered all of them because I know how I operate. As soon as mid-August hits , my body and soul want to go into full-on fall-mode and I'm not going to fight it. Those candles are lit as soon as I get up and if anyone so much as thinks about blowing them out, they have to answer to Mama.
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