• We Are Wearing Scarves, Frolicking In Leaves And Doing Fall Sh*t , So Get On Board Or GTFO

    4 days ago - By Scary Mommy

    Fall has fallen. And bitches, it's prime pumpkin spice time.
    Now is the time for all nutmeg, cinnamon, ginger, and whateverthefuck to spice up our lives as lattes, breads, muffins, cookies, candles, cosmetics, air fresheners , and some weird shades of orange-brown. We will eat pumpkin spice. We will smell pumpkin spice. We will breathe it, and we will wear it. You cannot stop us. You cannot overcome us. We love fall, and we are legion.
    Our season has come.
    We shall don our uniforms of high boots and fluffy scarves. Perhaps we will wear puffy vests. Perhaps you can shut the fuck up, Kyle...
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