• I May Be A Stay-At-Home Mom, But I'm No Homemaker

    2 days ago - By Scary Mommy

    I have four kids , four bedrooms and four bathrooms. I do not have four hands to clean them, or four shits to give about it. I am not June Cleaver. I have never claimed to be. Her house is immaculate, meals are gourmet, cocktail in hand when Ward gets home from work. Picture freakin' perfect. Give me Peg Bundy any day of the week. She was perfectly happy being mediocre. I've got the red hair and plenty of leopard skin clothing to pull it off, please let me.
    I am a stay-at-home mom, but I am not a marvelous homemaker. I do not wake up and make beds. I don't live for gleaming floors. The...
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