• Clothes That Kids Love AND Will Arrive Before Christmas By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 17, 2018

    CLOTHES THAT KIDS LOVE AND WILL ARRIVE BEFORE CHRISTMAS

    Since kids outgrow their clothes every 3.5 seconds, we're always looking for new stuff they'll actually like. Here are some cute styles...

    Sport, Face, Scary Mommy Loves
  • What I Realized When I Lost It On My Son For Something Small By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 17, 2018

    WHAT I REALIZED WHEN I LOST IT ON MY SON FOR SOMETHING SMALL

    I looked down at my hairy legs the other day and felt instantly irritated at the two week's worth of growth. My best friend had called...

    Legs, Mom, Health, Wellness, Mental Health, The Motherhood Experience
  • Why It Hurt So Bad When My Daughter Met Her First ‘Mean Girl' By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 17, 2018

    WHY IT HURT SO BAD WHEN MY DAUGHTER MET HER FIRST ‘MEAN GIRL'

    The end of the day is a busy time for my family. I leave work around four, pick up one kid from daycare, the other from school, and...

    Eye, The Motherhood Experience
  • The Best Harry Potter Gifts For The Grown-Up Muggles In Your Life By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 16, 2018

    THE BEST HARRY POTTER GIFTS FOR THE GROWN-UP MUGGLES IN YOUR LIFE

    These Harry Potter goodies are the perfect gifts for adult wizards Do you have a diehard Harry Potter fan in your life? Is that diehard...

    Cold, Scary Mommy Loves
  • ‘SNL' Shows Us A Trump-Less World In Amazing ‘It's A Wonderful Life' Spoof By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 16, 2018

    ‘SNL' SHOWS US A TRUMP-LESS WORLD IN AMAZING ‘IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE' SPOOF

    This alternate version of Trump Reality is a must-watch Last night, Saturday Night Live showed us what the world would look like if...

    Face, Cold, Trending
  • Letter From Santa Offers Perfect Solution For Parents Who Work On Christmas Day By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 16, 2018

    LETTER FROM SANTA OFFERS PERFECT SOLUTION FOR PARENTS WHO WORK ON CHRISTMAS DAY

    This is the perfect way to celebrate Christmas for military and first responder families who are busy during the holiday Stephanie...

    Stress, News
  • Viral Thread About Men's Bathrooms Proves They Can't Be Left To Their Own Devices By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 16, 2018

    VIRAL THREAD ABOUT MEN'S BATHROOMS PROVES THEY CAN'T BE LEFT TO THEIR OWN DEVICES

    You'd be surprised just how weird thing get in mens' bathrooms A man's bathroom is a weird, unsettling abyss that you generally want...

    News
  • Daughter's Story Of Dad's Friendship With Charles Barkley Is Making Everyone Sob By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 16, 2018

    DAUGHTER'S STORY OF DAD'S FRIENDSHIP WITH CHARLES BARKLEY IS MAKING EVERYONE SOB

    Everyone is getting emotional over Charles Barkley and his friend Lin A daughter's story of her dad's unlikely friendship with NBA...

    Trending
  • High School Holds ‘Adulting Day' To Prepare Kids For The Real World By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 16, 2018

    HIGH SCHOOL HOLDS ‘ADULTING DAY' TO PREPARE KIDS FOR THE REAL WORLD

    Adulting is hard - which is why this school is stepping up to help students do it A high school in Kentucky put aside algebra and science...

    Senior, Trending
  • I Broke Up With My Toxic Father - Now He Wants To Reconnect By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 16, 2018

    I BROKE UP WITH MY TOXIC FATHER - NOW HE WANTS TO RECONNECT

    My parents divorced after my mother discovered that my father had been engaging in a series of extramarital affairs. He was also an...

    Alcohol, Relationships
  • Last-Minute Stocking Stuffers Because You Probably Forgot By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    LAST-MINUTE STOCKING STUFFERS BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY FORGOT

    Let me be a warning to you. Do NOT, under any circumstances, only remember at 9 pm on Christmas Eve that you forgot to buy stocking...

    Scary Mommy Loves
  • Federal Court Quotes ‘The Lorax' In Ruling Against Forest-Destroying Pipeline By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    FEDERAL COURT QUOTES ‘THE LORAX' IN RULING AGAINST FOREST-DESTROYING PIPELINE

    A federal court nixed plans for a pipeline being built across the Appalachian Trail The environment has finally, finally gotten a much-needed...

    Power, Plan, News
  • Amy Schumer's Very Realistic Pregnancy Selfie Is So Damn Relatable By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    AMY SCHUMER'S VERY REALISTIC PREGNANCY SELFIE IS SO DAMN RELATABLE

    Pregnancy is the least glamorous thing ever and we love Amy Schumer for showing that There has been absolutely nothing glamorous or...

    Pregnancy, Brain, Child, Hospital, Mom, General
  • Priest Torments Mourners By Condemning Teen's Death By Suicide At His Funeral By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    PRIEST TORMENTS MOURNERS BY CONDEMNING TEEN'S DEATH BY SUICIDE AT HIS FUNERAL

    During 18-year-old Maison Hullibarger's funeral, a priest criticized him for dying by suicide When Jeff and Linda Hullibarger met with...

    News
  • Mom Mortifies Son With Amazing Jumbotron Performance By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    MOM MORTIFIES SON WITH AMAZING JUMBOTRON PERFORMANCE

    If you aren't embarrassing your kids, are you even a parent? It's some kids' dreams to make it on the Jumbotron during a sporting event....

    Sport, Mom, Trending
  • Corded Blinds Will No Longer Be Sold Due To New Safety Regulations By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    CORDED BLINDS WILL NO LONGER BE SOLD DUE TO NEW SAFETY REGULATIONS

    As of today, all window coverings must comply with new safety standards New safety standards will limit the manufacturing of corded...

    Pregnant, Mom, News
  • My Teen Is Taking Driver's Ed, And This Is What It's Taught Me About My Own Mom By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    MY TEEN IS TAKING DRIVER'S ED, AND THIS IS WHAT IT'S TAUGHT ME ABOUT MY OWN MOM

    You call up to me, “Mom, I'm leaving!” I listen to you waiting at the door before yelling it one more time. I answer, but you can't...

    Mom, Hands, Teens
  • This Is The One Thing That Matters In A Friendship By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 15, 2018

    THIS IS THE ONE THING THAT MATTERS IN A FRIENDSHIP

    In my mid-twenties, I worked in an office with a bunch of other women. There was one in particular who was my age, and we had lots...

    Cold, Friendship
  • Why Steak Is The Only Meal Delivery I Want By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 14, 2018

    WHY STEAK IS THE ONLY MEAL DELIVERY I WANT

    We. Work. Hard. Physically, emotionally, mentally ⏤ our days are stacked. When 4 p.m. rolls around, we're not ready to rally. We're...

    Teeth, Scary Mommy Loves, The Holiday Season
  • Thanks Target, For Reminding Us Santa Doesn't Need To Be White By Scary Mommy   -   Dec 14, 2018

    THANKS TARGET, FOR REMINDING US SANTA DOESN'T NEED TO BE WHITE

    Target has multi-cultural Santa wrapping paper and we are HERE for it As if I needed another reason to hand Target any more of my money...

    Hands, Fantasies, Trending