• This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

    One year ago - By Scary Mommy

    “Oh, my house is fine,” you say. “My kids don't make too much of a mess. And I make them clean up after themselves.”
    Lies. Lies, lies, dirty lies.
    We know what you're hiding. Between the constant juice spills, the piles of mail, the hardened splatters on your stove and the horrendous state of your microwave, this is why we can't have nice things. Because whatever we have that's nice is immediately wrecked, muddied, destroyed, or dog haired.
    Elizabeth Broadbent
    There are the spills, messes, and the fresh hell that is marker on the wall. My three-year-old went through a phase, for example...
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